Tired of new-age gurus and zen masters and mega-pastors getting all the well-oiled young acolytes and donated Range Rovers and premium Sake? Want to take your own shot at squeezing the unworthy masses for their last dime?

Or maybe you don’t aspire to be the hell spawn of Deepak Chopra and Joel Osteen, but just want, you know, some peace man?

Problem solved either way-
The New-Age Bullshit Generator